I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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