summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
