i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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