This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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