Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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