You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
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Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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