i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
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Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
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its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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