is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
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I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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