people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
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New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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