i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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