If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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