omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
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you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
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