...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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