Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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