I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
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Slut skills are useful in every country.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
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Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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