Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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