Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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