Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
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Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
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I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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