If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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