He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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