Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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