I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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