No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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