but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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