You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
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woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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