If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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