Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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