he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Everyone says I win the strip club
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.