After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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