Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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