god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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