I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
