Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
So much rum. So many feels.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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