party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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