Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
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No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I love you.
Bad choice
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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