There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Watching her eat just hurts me
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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