Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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