They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
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I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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