Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
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I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.