What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
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Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???