oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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