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Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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