Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I know her cup size but not her name....
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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