I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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