It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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