Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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