It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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