I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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