So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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