Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
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Ours, apparently.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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