oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
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Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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